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Beef

David

Where does ground beef go to dance? The meatball!

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Parents

David

What super power do parents have? Supervision.

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Chicken

David

I put a facemask on a chicken to protect it from COVID-19. It isn't perfect, but it fits the bill.

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Mountains

David

Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill-areas.

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Headstone

David

Making a typo on a headstone could be a grave mistake.

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Linguists

David

What are a linguist's favorite shoe to wear? Converse.

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Teeth

David

Why do you only get photos of teeth after a meal? That's the only time you get tooth pics!

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Clouds

David

How do clouds alleviate an itch? They find the nearest sky scraper.

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Best Time

David

6:30 is the best time on the clock. Hands down.

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Apple

David

What can a whole apple do that a half apple can't do? It can look round.

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Beef

David

Where does ground beef go to dance? The meatball!

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Parents

David

What super power do parents have? Supervision.

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Chicken

David

I put a facemask on a chicken to protect it from COVID-19. It isn't perfect, but it fits the bill.

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Mountains

David

Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill-areas.

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Headstone

David

Making a typo on a headstone could be a grave mistake.

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Linguists

David

What are a linguist's favorite shoe to wear? Converse.

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Teeth

David

Why do you only get photos of teeth after a meal? That's the only time you get tooth pics!

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Clouds

David

How do clouds alleviate an itch? They find the nearest sky scraper.

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Best Time

David

6:30 is the best time on the clock. Hands down.

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Apple

David

What can a whole apple do that a half apple can't do? It can look round.

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