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Cookie

David

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.

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Alligators

David

How do you treat a sick alligator? By giving it gator-aid.

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Velcro

David

I never wear Velcro shoes. They're a rip-off.

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Boats

David

Why do boats float? They give into pier pressure.

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Toothache

David

I told my dentist that I think I had a toothache. They told me it was all in my head.

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Luggage

David

I told my suitcases that there will be no vacation this year.  Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.

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Birthdays

David

Why is your 32nd birthday always the shortest? Because it's only 30 seconds.

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Lazy

David

I'm always getting yelled at for being lazy. I don't understand why. It's not like I did anything.

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Billboards

David

How do billboards know what to display? They communicate in sign language.

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Bike

David

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose? Bicycle Petals!

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Cookie

David

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.

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Alligators

David

How do you treat a sick alligator? By giving it gator-aid.

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Velcro

David

I never wear Velcro shoes. They're a rip-off.

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Boats

David

Why do boats float? They give into pier pressure.

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Toothache

David

I told my dentist that I think I had a toothache. They told me it was all in my head.

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Luggage

David

I told my suitcases that there will be no vacation this year.  Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.

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Birthdays

David

Why is your 32nd birthday always the shortest? Because it's only 30 seconds.

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Lazy

David

I'm always getting yelled at for being lazy. I don't understand why. It's not like I did anything.

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Billboards

David

How do billboards know what to display? They communicate in sign language.

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Bike

David

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose? Bicycle Petals!

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