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Laundry

David

What state does the most laundry? Washington.

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Doctors

David

Why do doctors like hitting patients' knees? They get a real quick out of it.

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Coffee

David

What kind of crime does a coffee report to the police? A mugging.

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English

David

Did you hear about the English teacher that went to jail? It was an incomplete sentence.

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Computers

David

What does a newborn computer call its father? Data.

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Dirt

David

What do you call a donkey that rolls around hauling dirt? wheelburro.

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Trees

David

How do trees get on the internet? They log on.

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Chemists

David

What happens when a chemist passes away? You barium.

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Cars

David

When do cars stop being cars? When they turn into a driveway.

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Lions

David

Why can't lions ever be humble? They don't want to swallow their pride.

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Laundry

David

What state does the most laundry? Washington.

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Doctors

David

Why do doctors like hitting patients' knees? They get a real quick out of it.

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Coffee

David

What kind of crime does a coffee report to the police? A mugging.

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English

David

Did you hear about the English teacher that went to jail? It was an incomplete sentence.

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Computers

David

What does a newborn computer call its father? Data.

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Dirt

David

What do you call a donkey that rolls around hauling dirt? wheelburro.

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Trees

David

How do trees get on the internet? They log on.

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Chemists

David

What happens when a chemist passes away? You barium.

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Cars

David

When do cars stop being cars? When they turn into a driveway.

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Lions

David

Why can't lions ever be humble? They don't want to swallow their pride.

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