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Todo list

David 12 Jul 2017

My friend tried smoking my todo list. He was high on my priorities.

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Root beer

David 1 Jul 2017

If you put root beer in a square glass, does it become beer?

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Waffle

David 23 Jun 2017

What do you call a waffle lying on a beach in California? Sandy eggo.

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Four Wheels

David 14 Jun 2017

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

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Brown

David 14 Jun 2017

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Blue

David 14 Jun 2017

What is blue and doesn't weigh very much? Light blue.

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Metal

David 1 Jun 2017

After some trouble, I managed to barter for some raw metal. It was an ore deal.

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Steak v2

David 31 May 2017

For real though, with out steak, I'd have a cow.

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Steak

David 31 May 2017

I really wanted a rare steak, but the waiter said he couldn't find a steak made of unicorn.

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Tortillas

David 27 May 2017

I didn't think they'd mind that I overcooked their tortilla, but they told me we needed to taco bout it.

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Todo list

David 12 Jul 2017

My friend tried smoking my todo list. He was high on my priorities.

Tags:

Root beer

David 1 Jul 2017

If you put root beer in a square glass, does it become beer?

Tags:

Waffle

David 23 Jun 2017

What do you call a waffle lying on a beach in California? Sandy eggo.

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Four Wheels

David 14 Jun 2017

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

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Brown

David 14 Jun 2017

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Blue

David 14 Jun 2017

What is blue and doesn't weigh very much? Light blue.

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Metal

David 1 Jun 2017

After some trouble, I managed to barter for some raw metal. It was an ore deal.

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Steak v2

David 31 May 2017

For real though, with out steak, I'd have a cow.

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Steak

David 31 May 2017

I really wanted a rare steak, but the waiter said he couldn't find a steak made of unicorn.

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Tortillas

David 27 May 2017

I didn't think they'd mind that I overcooked their tortilla, but they told me we needed to taco bout it.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

Like:

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Todo list

Root beer

Waffle

Four Wheels

Brown

Blue

Metal

Steak v2

Steak

Tortillas

Todo list

Root beer

Waffle

Four Wheels

Brown

Blue

Metal

Steak v2

Steak

Tortillas

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow