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The Sun

David

I'm always confused until someone sheds light on something. That's why without the sun, I'd be in the dark.

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Eating Utensils

David

An eating utensil with 4 prongs is a fork. If it only has 3 prongs, it's a threek.

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Cemetery

David

Working at a cemetery is fine as long as you don't get buried in your work.

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Marriage

David

Being married has a nice ring to it.

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Ground

David

I used to be mad at the ground but I forgave them. It is all under me now.

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Swords

David

Swords were cutting edge when they were invented.

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Drinking

David

Where do married women who drink tea slowly live? Mississippi.

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Sports

David

It is striking the similarities between baseball and bowling.

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Records

David

Records are groovy.

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Bones

David

If you boil the funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.

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The Sun

David

I'm always confused until someone sheds light on something. That's why without the sun, I'd be in the dark.

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Eating Utensils

David

An eating utensil with 4 prongs is a fork. If it only has 3 prongs, it's a threek.

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Cemetery

David

Working at a cemetery is fine as long as you don't get buried in your work.

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Marriage

David

Being married has a nice ring to it.

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Ground

David

I used to be mad at the ground but I forgave them. It is all under me now.

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Swords

David

Swords were cutting edge when they were invented.

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Drinking

David

Where do married women who drink tea slowly live? Mississippi.

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Sports

David

It is striking the similarities between baseball and bowling.

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Records

David

Records are groovy.

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Bones

David

If you boil the funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.

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