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What gas weighs the least? Butane. It's a lighter fluid.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!
Why do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
What kind of bagels fly? A plain bagel!
What do you call a protagonist with abnormally good hearing? A Super Hearo.
Why do bunnies get mad when they're covered in warm blankets? They always become hot cross bunnies.
Why did Karl Marx fail his grammar class in school? He couldn't capitalize.
What should a good lawyer wear to court? A proper lawsuit.
How can art dealers afford their rent? With Monet.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!