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Boxers or briefs

David

Do I prefer boxers or briefs? Depends.

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Brake Fluid

David

People told me that I'm addicted to drinking break fluid. I disagree. I can stop any time.

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Atoms

David

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Stolen Lamps

David

The guy who had every lamp in his house stolen was delighted when it happened.

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Coral

David

When coral gets stressed out, they die. Their most stressing topic? Current events, though it comes in waves.

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BBQ

David

Have you ever tried cooking your meat over a nice, hot lava pit? I lava good BBQ.

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Doors

David

I got hit by someone with a door, following with "you're pretty cute". They literally hit on me. I guess they must a door me.

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Colors

David

They say that no two people see colors the same way. Is color a pigment of your imagination?

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Cowboy

David

If you wear cowboy clothes on a farm, are you ranch dressing?

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Boats

David

I started a business building boats. Sails are through the roof!

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Boxers or briefs

David

Do I prefer boxers or briefs? Depends.

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Brake Fluid

David

People told me that I'm addicted to drinking break fluid. I disagree. I can stop any time.

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Atoms

David

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Stolen Lamps

David

The guy who had every lamp in his house stolen was delighted when it happened.

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Coral

David

When coral gets stressed out, they die. Their most stressing topic? Current events, though it comes in waves.

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BBQ

David

Have you ever tried cooking your meat over a nice, hot lava pit? I lava good BBQ.

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Doors

David

I got hit by someone with a door, following with "you're pretty cute". They literally hit on me. I guess they must a door me.

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Colors

David

They say that no two people see colors the same way. Is color a pigment of your imagination?

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Cowboy

David

If you wear cowboy clothes on a farm, are you ranch dressing?

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Boats

David

I started a business building boats. Sails are through the roof!

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Rainbow

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