David - Punatorium (Page 5)

Running

David 25 Apr 2021

I find if I get tired from running, I just have to stop running behind cars. It's exhausting.

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Twins

David 23 Apr 2021

I have twin daughters. One's name is Kate, the other, Duplikate.

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Cats

David 21 Apr 2021

Why do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.

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Zippos

David 15 Apr 2021

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Jokes

David 13 Apr 2021

A well developed joke always has a photo finish.

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Red Paint

David 6 Apr 2021

I dumped a bucket of red paint on someone I thought was wearing a fur jacket. They weren't. I really mis-red the situation.

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Rich

David 2 Apr 2021

I have a friend who's very rich. It's from all the fortune cookies they ate.

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Bagel

David 31 Mar 2021

What kind of bagels fly? A plain bagel!

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Hearing

David 30 Mar 2021

What do you call a protagonist with abnormally good hearing? A Super Hearo.

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Mimes

David 28 Mar 2021

I saw an improv show the other day starring mimes. The performance and show was spectacular, but that goes without saying.

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Running

David 25 Apr 2021

I find if I get tired from running, I just have to stop running behind cars. It's exhausting.

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Twins

David 23 Apr 2021

I have twin daughters. One's name is Kate, the other, Duplikate.

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Cats

David 21 Apr 2021

Why do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.

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Zippos

David 15 Apr 2021

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Jokes

David 13 Apr 2021

A well developed joke always has a photo finish.

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Red Paint

David 6 Apr 2021

I dumped a bucket of red paint on someone I thought was wearing a fur jacket. They weren't. I really mis-red the situation.

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Rich

David 2 Apr 2021

I have a friend who's very rich. It's from all the fortune cookies they ate.

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Bagel

David 31 Mar 2021

What kind of bagels fly? A plain bagel!

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Hearing

David 30 Mar 2021

What do you call a protagonist with abnormally good hearing? A Super Hearo.

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Mimes

David 28 Mar 2021

I saw an improv show the other day starring mimes. The performance and show was spectacular, but that goes without saying.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Running

Twins

Cats

Zippos

Jokes

Red Paint

Rich

Bagel

Hearing

Mimes

Running

Twins

Cats

Zippos

Jokes

Red Paint

Rich

Bagel

Hearing

Mimes

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

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Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

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Box of batteries, free of charge

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