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Blood

David

What blood type results in  grammatical errors on a keyboard? Type-O.

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Fence Posts

David

Why aren't fence posts any fun? They're all just a stick in the mud.

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Guitar

David

Free guitar. Completely free. No strings attached.

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Gas

David

What gas weighs the least? Butane. It's a lighter fluid.

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Oscars

David

Don't believe everything you see at the Oscars. Everyone is a paid actor.

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Nose

David

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!

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Running

David

I find if I get tired from running, I just have to stop running behind cars. It's exhausting.

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Twins

David

I have twin daughters. One's name is Kate, the other, Duplikate.

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Cats

David

Why do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.

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Zippos

David

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Blood

David

What blood type results in  grammatical errors on a keyboard? Type-O.

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Fence Posts

David

Why aren't fence posts any fun? They're all just a stick in the mud.

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Guitar

David

Free guitar. Completely free. No strings attached.

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Gas

David

What gas weighs the least? Butane. It's a lighter fluid.

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Oscars

David

Don't believe everything you see at the Oscars. Everyone is a paid actor.

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Nose

David

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!

Share :
Tags:

Running

David

I find if I get tired from running, I just have to stop running behind cars. It's exhausting.

Share :
Tags:

Twins

David

I have twin daughters. One's name is Kate, the other, Duplikate.

Share :
Tags:

Cats

David

Why do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.

Share :
Tags:

Zippos

David

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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